by WavedBrute July 21, 2011
Big grape boii with 13 chins and likes wet salmons and vegetable soup boi
he runs around with a collection of shiny rocks with the scent of bacon and sausages from his sexy oven mit
he runs around with a collection of shiny rocks with the scent of bacon and sausages from his sexy oven mit
by hfgwbyrbvgfrdfhbvgdfhbvfdhvbdf May 1, 2019
by dboyfromdahood March 27, 2012
When your boyfriend nuts in you, In a Concerning twist you say POGCHAMP but In a M. Night Shyamalan twist he is disturbed, what happens next?
by eeewred2w3eftqw3ae May 11, 2021
Omer: "I can't believe you didn't show up for our Skype date! I was really looking forward to seeing you again!"
Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"
Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"
by kksexyawesome July 29, 2011
when he goes for a pee you enter his room and leave something of personal value. like a friendly message but not 100% traceable.
"hey did you put the nutella jar on my keyboard?"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"
"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"
"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"
by Krkič November 8, 2020