Is the combination of spontaneous and irrational actions and judgments. Typically used in reference to crimes of passion, driving, LJ’s, inebriated arguments and generally messing things up.
When you make off the cuffsexist remarks for the sole intention of humor
Inferior gender: Hey can you buy me a new watch
Superior gender: Why? Theres already a clock on the stove
Inferior gender: You sexist piece of shit
Superior gender: Oof nah its sporatic sexism chill
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.