Somerton, Philadelphia

A little pocket of habitually corroding shit that will soon be completley overtaken by the lazy ass commy soviets. There used to be cool stores like toy trains and sports cards, but those damn hook nose russians destroyed that too. There was even hong kong super buffet, but now the russians forced their communism to equally represent all nations. Now thats my friends is Somerton. Oh yeah, also St. Christopher School and their brillo padded dictator force their tyranny and many atrocities upon the small innocent unassuming children, forcing them into a life of douchebaggery.

White American Citizen: Boy I sure like Somerton, Philadelphia.
Filthy Russian: I have come for to ruin Somerton, Philadelphia with my fur coats and fungus filled armpits.

Somerton, Philadelphia by Danyloskyj69 January 14, 2010

Lucy Sumerton 

The sweetest, smartest, most talented, beautiful girl on the face of the earth to the point where her friends are lucky to know her. :)

I like Lucy Sumerton. She's basically an angel.

Lucy Sumerton by Definitely not Joseph:) November 4, 2019

soberton

Fucking best place on earth

Dudeeeeeeee on a scale of 1-Soberton how good was that party

Dude it was SOBERTON!

soberton by Thunder thighs May 18, 2018

Somerting 

The act of plagiarizing something so egregiously that your entire career might end as a result.

-Hey! Have you seen Internet Historian's latest video?
-Yeah, there's somerting all over it...

Somerting by Key Complex December 11, 2023