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A saggy set of old man testicles that are shrunken and unable to produce semen.
Even though Grandpa could no longer blow his load, he could still get an erection and Grandma still enjoyed sucking on his stiffy and throat gargling his Soft Eggs with her dentures out.
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Softegg refers to a man who acts like a little girl. This word is reserved for those who are wimpy and do not act like "real" men.
Stephen: I dont like bugs.
Judah: You are such a softegg.

Stephen: I dont want to hurt you, so maybe we should not shag.
Judah : Dont be such a softegg.
by Terminator222 September 22, 2010

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