expression commonly used by Evan Krumholz, and subsequently by all his friends, it has two essential uses

1.A Gay Joke
2:A horribely gay, and unsuccessful pick up line
Me:I'm so bored tonight man, what is there to do?

Evan:ummmm, Sock me

or

Josh:Yo man, that bich over there is mad hot!
Evan goes up to her
Evan:SOOOOOOOOOCK MEEEEEEE
by larry david December 27, 2005
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