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A 31337 way of claiming a burn. Often used at a point of extreme humiliation.
Guy #1 : She looked like a Japanese game show host with Parkinsons..

Guy #2 : Haha! Soaked!
by The Own Zone October 07, 2009
As referring to getting "wet" with a girl
When a lotta cum is comin out
Person #1- "Man last night i got totally soaked"
Person #2- "WHy what happened?"
Person #1- "YO man, me and that girl totally fucked!"
by Belinda Fox March 25, 2008
A safe term used to describe being stoned when in front of people that cannot know that you are stoned. It's popularity has grown drastically in the greater Miami area.

Upon hearing this term most people automatically assume that you are referring to wetting your pants or just being wet in general. No one ever assumes that you are implying being under the influence of marijuana.
Dude, I'm soaked.

I got soaked earlier but we had a great time.
by Ind3lible May 26, 2011
To get completly drunk and beligerent, as after the "pre-soak" at the home before the bar
man when we got to the bar we were just soaked
by Kudge May 01, 2006
When you are happy or excited. Mixture of "stoked", as when a fire is stoked and becomes brighter, and when a woman becomes very "excited" or "wet". It has a various applications, with the root being joy, pleasure, or happiness.
"I'm so soaked about this new job!"

"It's almost happy hour; I'm soaked on that."

"Little low low (girl) at 7 o'clock, got me soaked."
by z1a9c0k4 May 24, 2016
Another Word For Being Killed With A Grenade Launcher On Call Of Duty Without the grenade Exploding.
Jimmy:WHATT!! He Hit Me With A Grenade Launcher Bullet That Didn't Even Explode!!
Tom:Haha U Just Got Soaked!
by L0Lman May 22, 2011
A state of being in which one utters totally false statements with confidence.

Soaked refers directly to the condition of one's ass after making such a statement. See GAR; may lead to GAR
When a submarine implodes at great depths, the people die from incineration. Man, you're soaked!
by John Walls May 31, 2003
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