Snurka 

Someone ridiculous, usually thinking they possess a good trait when they are the opposite. This isn't like someone thinking their penis is huge when it is an inch long, this is more like someone thinking their hair looks cool when they look like a hedgehog.

Jack: Hey everyone, doesn't my hair look cool?
Caroline: Dear God, did you get electrocuted? We should get him to a hospital.
Jack: No, I like it like this. It's stylish.
Caroline: No it isn't. You're a snurka.

Snurka by beckypinners June 2, 2009

snarkalec 

Someone who consistently makes snarky comments. It is the combination of the word snark and the phrase smart aleck. Usually negative.

Mennie hides her crippling depression by using her sharp wit, she's a real snarkalec.

snarkalec by Alvy September 10, 2005

Snurgatory 

The state of limbo in which one finds oneself unable to either sneeze, or let the sneeze fully pass.

My nose tingled for a solid two minutes before I sneezed and exited snurgatory.

Snurgatory by Portel May 12, 2014

snarkasm 

sarcasm with an extra dose of snark: a biting remark that goes beyond mere snark or sarcasm, the preferred method of communication for professional smartasses

Sarcasm: "I only come to Jiffy Lube for the free coffee."
Snark: "Well, at least the price is right."
Snarkasm: Asking the Jiffy Lube cashier if she ground the beans herself.

Sarcasm: "Gee, thanks. I've always wanted a Chia Pet."
Snark: "I hope you kept the receipt."
Snarkasm: "Were they out of fruitcakes?"

Sarcasm: "So where's the rest of it?"
Snark: "Five inches is huge if you're 11."
Snarkasm: "Jesus! My mother has a bigger penis."

snarkasm by MeLoseBrainUhOh February 26, 2011

snorkage 

A variation of the word “snorked.” When you have been snorked, you can simplify the occurrence of it in one exasperating exclamation: Snorkage!

In a game of Texas Hold 'Em, the river allows the underdog to hit a one-outer, thereby putting a bad beat on the player who was favored to win the pot. Someone at the table exclaims, "Ooooh, Snorkage!"

snorkage by Cyprus Denton Fekks February 18, 2011

snarkastic 

(adjective) a mixture of snarky and sarcastic, which leans even further into the sarcastic realm with a caustic undertone.

The snarkastic tone of his blog posts left people confused as to whether he was trying to be funny or was just excessively bitter.

snarkastic by iamdonte October 17, 2005

snucka 

Noun; Pay It. Origin: Latin

Pay The Snucka, Pay The Snucka

snucka by JesseZ December 28, 2005