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Snozz-Lock 

The "Snozz-Lock" s a stringent sexual ritual with three definitive phases:

1) A male tucking his genitals between his legs whilst also having the female's head 'locked' in between as she gives him felatio. The male's head is also locked between the female's legs as he performs felatio and rims her.

2) The male then proceeds to insert his nose rhythmically into the female's vagina and ass, short bursts at first but becoming increasingly longer as he inhales deeply.

3) The climax is whilst the male is inahling and approaching the point of ejaculation, he utters the code word 'Vince', at which point the girl begins to deifcate over the male's face whilst his nose is still in her ass.
We were in a Snozz-Lock for a while, but when I shouted 'Vince' it came to an abrupt but intense climax.

On my honeymoon we Snozz-Locked on the beach, when we had finished it was knee deep out there.

I'm going home to Snozz-Lock with my girlfriend.

I'm used to my husband Paddy 'no barking' through a ball gag, but after the Snozz-Lock he was a changed man.
Snozz-Lock by Senori Bukkake August 18, 2009
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Scozzlocks

A scozza (a dirty/poor version of a bogan) who also has a mullet, ie. locks of hair at the back, hence Scozzlocks.
Check out the scozzlocks on the scozzbag
Scozzlocks by scozzbag May 22, 2011
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026