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1) The act of getting so high on any substance that you believe you are a snowcone.

2) An exaggeration used to describe a high person's state of mind.
Jake: Hey Mai, you feeling it yet?

Mai: Duuuude...my hands....my hands are aliens...

Jake: Oh man, you're snowconed
by Derp a herp October 30, 2011
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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2
Colored and flavored water in a iceblock form in the shape of a snowcone that is then inserted rectally.
It is important to note that this form known as 'snowconed' is either done personally, or between willing participents.
'that party last night was so wild, they used a full 12 pack of NickiiCones between the 5 of them to get snowconed, there's going to be some cold ass today'
by anonymousSubmitter May 02, 2006
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The act of putting sweaty, smelly, cold ice hockey shinpads over the back of the head and over the victims face. The victim will try to stand up and in the process there head will look similar to that of a snowcone.
Glen was snowconed because he is annoying and talks to much.
by IamGod10 May 24, 2013
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