Snortzky Share definition Flag Some one who can not help but snort like a pig as they laugh, and then farts. Dude, Robert is such a snortzky, his laugh is so annoying and then he lets one rip! Snortzky by Shane Lexander from p town March 17, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Snortzky mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch