N. bicycle seat sniffers at the Mackinac Island fairy port and shoppes.

Snoreburging
V. the process of sniffing bicycle seats parked at the Mackinac Island fairy port or out infront of its shoppes.
Recently discovered by National Geographic: "Here hiding in this bush we have the rarely seen group of snoreburgs, who spent many happy hours dragging their nostrils over the saddles of young ladies' bicycles in search of a rewarding "frisson".

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by MaidenDetroit October 10, 2010
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