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Snoozeday 

Typically, the second day of the work week, aka, Tuesday.

A relatively small amount of actual productive output will be achieved while at work on a Snoozeday.
Henry: Hey, Bill, did you get that new program launched today?

Bill: Nah, homie, you should know better than to ask me that. Tuesday is my Snoozeday.
Snoozeday by JasonHood February 12, 2010
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snoozepants 

A very comfortable and soft pair of pants that one wears whilst snoozing.
I luv my snoozepants.
snoozepants by Snoozemeister March 20, 2005

Snoreplay 

A prelude to a wet-dream.
Paul's dream never came to fruition because woke himself up with his vigorous snoreplay.
Snoreplay by Godspan January 6, 2010

snoreplay 

Pretending to be asleep in order to avoid sexual intercourse.
"In typical snoreplay fashion, he pretended to fall asleep in order to dissuade her from coming on to him."
snoreplay by SalvyZ September 19, 2019
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026