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snoochmobile 

A badass Subaru Legacy Wagon, usually characterized by multiple color body panels, rust, copious amounts of stickers, crushed and dented fenders, and an overall hint of shitbox. Finer vintages are from '93 or before, and have strong personality and character.
Get out the way bitch, i be rollin in my snoochmobile and don't give a shit about running anything over!
snoochmobile by Snoochums July 20, 2008

snooch paddles 

It's your index fingers on both hands used simultaneously to spread apart a woman's labia to eat her out.
My snooch paddles are cramping up from eat your moms pussy last night.

snoochie boochie 

a word commonly said by jay of jay and silent bob flicks it could be used in many ways as a greeting, a fare well, or just a flat out fuck you.
snoochie boochie by chindra October 8, 2008

snootchie bootchies 

Used as an exlaimation; Also, Snootchie Bootchies can be used as a suffix/prefix to any sentence, and can also be used to enhance a joke. This is popular with Jay from the duo Jay and Silent Bob. (See Snoogans)
Snootchie Bootchies, little nootchies!

Promise me that next time you bang your old lady, you make her call you Jay. Snootchie Bootchies!
snootchie bootchies by Banky March 3, 2003

Swamp snooch 

The sticky, uncomfortable feeling in the vaginal canal after a girl has intercourse and has semen excretions after having stood up again.
Ughh... I shouldn't have banged one out before work because now I have swamp snooch.
Swamp snooch by Swamp snooch July 1, 2015

snootch to the nootch 

stated after a truthful or meaningful statement, such as word to your mother, or word is bond. Popularized by Jay Mewes of Jay and Silent Bob fame.
I need a new hetero life mate. Snootch to the Nootch.