A scrumptious yummy first course treat that is only served at prequalified locations. A select few gas stations in the South carry these infectious delicacies. The only way of obtaining a Snoople is through a painstaking pledgeship and rewarded with a Snoople card. If you ask a gas station attendant for a Snoople he will respond with a "no" unless you can provide a Snoople card to verify your membership in the exclusive society. In India the presence of a Snoople is so rare that when one is finally obtained, a cow is raped and sacrificed in its honor