Snimbo 

n. (snim•bo)

A brief illusion of suspended time where an impending sneeze has built a sense of high anticipation but never occurs.

Derived from the words sneeze and limbo

1. When I answered the phone I could not say hello because I was in a state of snimbo.

2. "I find a moment in snimbo is far worse than the most explosive sneeze," Jill stated with a sheepish look of disappointment.

Snimbo by PhGrey February 19, 2013

snimbo 

(noun) a combination of the words "sneeze" and "limbo". it's when you feel a sneeze coming and then it stops short and you're stuck in that awful in between stage. usually in the following moment you never end up sneezing and you get denied that sweet cathartic release.

Person 1: "Dude, here it comes! I'm gonna-!"
Person 2: "God bless you."
Person 1: "Shit, man! I can't sneeze! Now I'm stuck in snimbo!"

snimbo by Merrywetherweather February 5, 2017

Slimboy Fat 

A derogatory term taken from the famous DJ Norman Cook's preferred stagename, Fatboy Slim. Cook being quite a thin character, it's obvious the derogatory term is an inverse of this, directed at obese people.

Bully: HEY SLIMBOY FAT LOL
Obese guy: Shut up, it's glandular.

Slimboy Fat by I Define the Internet June 21, 2010

Stimboard 

A slide show made using particularly images or gifs demostrating things that bring pleasure of physical satisfaction to a specific person or group.

My father's stimboard includes beer, cigarettes.

Stimboard by GabelTheBagel May 24, 2022

shimbobo 

the maumauing of made-up words

tink dat crunchy shimbobo gwanna fly?

shimbobo by maumau May 28, 2006

skimboarding

Skimboarding is a sport similar to surfing which takes place near the shore. The skimboarder stands about twenty feet from the ocean with skimboard in hand and waits for a wave. When they see a wave they run towards it with their skimboard still in hand. Upon reaching the wet sand they drop the board and jump onto it as quickly as possible. Once on the board, the skimmer must remain as stable as possible and prepare to make the transition to the ocean. The skimmer then (hopefully) glides out into the ocean toward the oncoming wave, banks off of it, and rides it back into shore. There are many possibilities for riding the waves and this is where skimboarding gets really interesting.

(Copied from SkimOnline.com)

Wanna go skimboarding at the beach today? Hell yeah I do!

skimboarding by BlitzTeddy August 7, 2005

Swimbo 

acronym for one's wife or girlfriend, stands for: She Who Must Be Obeyed

"I won't be going to the pub later, swimbo says I'm to paint the baby's nursery today."

Swimbo by Sascha October 7, 2004