Snelfs 

Snelfs is a word often used in World of Warcraft to describe a Night Elf. Night Elves are very attractive, and very, very slutty. Snelfs literally stands for "Slutty Night Elf Strippers".

Blood Elves are equally as slutty but not as widely known.

Woah, that snelfs got some pretty skanky looking armor.

I heard that guy made a Snelfs, just so he could fap to it.

Snelfs by Clodagh (Find Me in WoW) July 17, 2009

selfservative 

An individual who claims to have high moral standing but really just wants more deductables on their income tax. A person who blindly supports maximizing profits, deregulation, cutting cost, cutting taxes, cutting benefits and then complains "You can't get good service anywhere these days"

"Why is everything I buy a cheap piece of crap?"
"Because the selfservatives got rid of quality standards."

"Why aren't kids learning anything in school?"
"Because the selfservatives keep cutting education because public school doesn't make them money like prisons or defence contracts."

"Why can't I get good service anymore!"
"Because the company they work for believes in maximizing profits over quality, even when they're already making good money, the employees think quality service is a joke. Here's your wine in paper cup you selfservative you."

selfservative by syd jesus May 24, 2009

selfservative 

Derogatory albeit accurate synonym for "conservative", a class of subhuman that supports poverty through inequality, by exploitation, corruption and oppression.

Selfservatives laughed hysterically about the ex-soldier who died of starvation due to benefits sanctions, as they sat down to enjoy a luxurious champagne dinner.

selfservative by Homer Slated October 11, 2014

selfster 

An off-breed of the "hipster", created to fight the mainstream hipster paradox. A selfster is someone who is just themselves. In reality, anyone could be considered selfster, as long as they are comfortable with being themselves.

"I'm not a hipster.. they are too mainstream.. therefore, I'm a selfster, because no one's ever heard of a selfster."

selfster by selfsterlicious June 5, 2013

Snelfie 

When you take a selfie while wearing a snorkel, or while doing so.

Victoria Justice: Snorkle+Selfie= Snelfie

Snelfie by Savannah Shade October 15, 2015

selfsuck 

A term used to describe the sexual act of sucking your own cock, giving yourself a blowjob.

My girlfriend caught me sucking my cock and completely freaked out but now she's totally cool with it and now we have fun together while i selfsuck.

selfsuck by NinjaShart August 8, 2008

Selfslut 

A female chronic, compulsive masturbater.

She's a selfslut, that's 6 times today and she's just getting started.

Selfslut by JBIT March 2, 2008