When you are about to sneeze but then it disappears and you are left with a hollow, empty, unfulfilled life of disappointment.
"Dude. I just had a sneeze miscarriage."
"Oh man, that's rough. Sorry to hear that. I'm sure your next sneeze will come to term."
"Oh man, that's rough. Sorry to hear that. I'm sure your next sneeze will come to term."
by mtccm December 18, 2019
Slang term used to describe the act of male ejaculation wherein the male`s penis is unable to reach and/or maintain a full erection,but is nonetheless capable of producing a normal,or near normal,ejaculatory episode.During an episode of "elephant sneeze" most men reported reaching normal/near-normal climax(orgasm) in conjunction with their ejaculation.A benign,transient side effect of normal male aging caused in part by decreased testosterone levels.Frequency of male partial erectile ejaculation seems confined to the mastubatory act with most men being symptom free while engaging in intercourse.-- "Elephant Sneeze" is similar to(but different from) the condition referred to as a
semi(sl) or a chubby(sl.) chiefly because both slang terms describe an intermittant phase in the male erection process wherein the penis is neither flacid nor completely turgid.
semi(sl) or a chubby(sl.) chiefly because both slang terms describe an intermittant phase in the male erection process wherein the penis is neither flacid nor completely turgid.
Example of Elephant Sneeze,Sneezing Elephant in patient`s medical record:Patient presents as normal,healthy 50 yr old white male,moderately obese,appearing alert and in good spirits.SOAP: Subjective:Patient complains of erectile difficulties stating "Doc,my wanger is not getting all the way normal hard.When I pleasure myself it`s the old "ELEPHANT SNEEZE" (sl. ejac. w/partial erection).
"Hey old fart,you only go half mast,I bet! You make the elephant sneeze whenever you beat off!"
"Hey old fart,you only go half mast,I bet! You make the elephant sneeze whenever you beat off!"
by HosMan61 September 24, 2011
by Koibe April 20, 2019
"Bro, why are you so late for the meeting?"
"Ah, sorry, I got really horny and had to sneeze the weasel."
"Ah, sorry, I got really horny and had to sneeze the weasel."
by RegaTheChad June 17, 2021
Sneezness/es is a medical issue causing people to sneeze multiple times or a lot throughout the day.
by Amelia 123 October 6, 2021
by pikagirl699 March 2, 2019
When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”
Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.
by Phantom Shart April 9, 2023