sneed

when a person is so blatantly stupid to the point where there is not a word in the english language that could describe the level of total stupidity that this person daily carries on his/her shoulders,these people known as "sneeds" do everything from killing jokes,to making horrible mistakes in their choice of every day vocabulary

sean:sup caleb,wanna hear a joke

caleb:no shutup sneed

sean: *begins to cry*.....you're mean...

by keelo-b December 29, 2009

sneed

a debacle of epic proportions, a major failure and/or disappointment.

Coventry was a real sneed of a music festival.

by PT_God April 21, 2005

sneeding

the act of shitting ones self while talking to someone

I can't believe this dumbass was sneeding himself right in front of me

by Roostercc800 May 25, 2012

sneeds

A group of retards

Wow sneeds

by Meumetbw July 13, 2020

Sneeded

Past tense of sneeze.

I sneeded all over my shirt.

by taytastic23 February 25, 2018

Sneed oil

Seed oil/Sneed oil/Goyim oil is a kind of oil produced from pressing seeds like rapeseeds, sunflower seeds, flaxseeds, etc that is primarily used to lubricate engines and have been linked to cancer and other various metabolic syndrome yet it's in every single thing you can find in the grocery store

NPC: look, this food is fried in heart healthy cholesterol free canola oil, it's good for you n
Me: no sneed oil for me, enjoy your cancer

by Baseduncu August 3, 2022

the jackson sneed

A sexual act when you are fucking a girl you slap your balls against her asshole (it has to be dirty) and then you slap your balls against her forehead so she has two brown nut marks on her forehead. Named after a jive ass fag who thinks hes cool, go to www.jacksonsneed.com to see this loser

I was with this chick on friday and she slapped me cause i gave her the jackson sneed.

by yambag December 27, 2003