Sneed

When you're eating that ass from the back and your partner climaxes causing them to sneeze while trying to yell "Sneeze!" a little shart rolls out and their speech slurs. As the gaseous bubbles ripple across your tongue all you can hear is Sneed.

"Bro this chick was wild, she took me back to her place and said she'd give me an Aegis instead all I got was a Sneed."

"So after she hit me with the Sneed, I slipped her the Sneedle D."

by Saedrin July 18, 2023

Sneed

to scam, steal, rip someone off, dishonest

Brah was tryin to sneed me on that eighth

by matt April 11, 2004

Sneed

completely awesome. (see, Walrus)

Whoa, that's sneed yo.

by Jewtiful January 15, 2009

Sneed

An alternative word for „Need“ used primarily for Hyperbole or Exaggeration

>texting friend
„Yo dude have you seen so and so she’s so hot!“
„Show me“
>picture
„SNEED“

by Polarbearwaffen March 22, 2021

Sneed

Nerds who dress like tomboys and can say the alphabet backwards

Does she seriously think she is a sneed??

by minpipnamshan May 11, 2018

Sneed

A lum word frequently used to express a noise in uncomfy situations

"hey emme do u wanna go..." "SNEED"

by GrakelLummy322 October 25, 2018

Sneed

a term used and abused to describe a freaking sick gamer in Team Fortress 2

"Yo dude I just totally Sneeded all over that Heavy main"

by Sneed2 May 18, 2022