When living in close quarters. The guy (or girl) near you snores so loud you can't sleep. Masturbate and catch your cum in your hand and smash it into their mouth. They'll never snore like that again.
Dooley snored so loud in the tent I gave him the Sneaky Bicknase. He was so afraid to go to sleep I didn't hear him snore for two weeks.
by Kurt Saxon March 14, 2008