by Lyle Kellis April 24, 2022
Relates to: free boatride plan.
Sneaker test is a non genetic update of the "one drop" test which separated out those who had even "one drop" of african blood in their ancestry to determine if they were black.
The sneaker test is not genetic but determines if you are black by how you react to being sat down and then having your sneakers taken away. If you fly into a rage get violent cry demand their immediate return or if you spent more than 160 dollars on said sneakers you are black and free boatrides are for you.
If you react like this to someone taking away your right under the 2a to defend your life against crime or tyranny with a firearm then you are a patriot or white or both. If you react this way to having your fascist worldview based on your of entitled victimhood taken away you are a progressive antifa or libtard.
Sneaker test is a non genetic update of the "one drop" test which separated out those who had even "one drop" of african blood in their ancestry to determine if they were black.
The sneaker test is not genetic but determines if you are black by how you react to being sat down and then having your sneakers taken away. If you fly into a rage get violent cry demand their immediate return or if you spent more than 160 dollars on said sneakers you are black and free boatrides are for you.
If you react like this to someone taking away your right under the 2a to defend your life against crime or tyranny with a firearm then you are a patriot or white or both. If you react this way to having your fascist worldview based on your of entitled victimhood taken away you are a progressive antifa or libtard.
by Flush the tpp March 12, 2018
A person who sneaks snacks into a movie theatre to avoid paying 20 dollars for popcorn and 10 dollars for candy.
"Wow you went to a movie last night? That just have cost you a fortune?"
"No. I snuck in a bag of nuts and some carrot sticks."
"Great job Snack sneaker!"
"No. I snuck in a bag of nuts and some carrot sticks."
"Great job Snack sneaker!"
by HTownfook January 5, 2020
Originating in 1870, a 'gal-sneaker' is a man who's devoted to seduction (much like the period equivalent of a pick-up artist.
by C L G January 31, 2021
A nickname for parmesan cheese, the kind that comes in the cylindrical bottles with the shaker top lids.
by Danny Fenton October 24, 2020
A person who irrationally idolizes a sports star; sports idol worshipping, most commonly found in people that prioritize Lebron over relationships with their friends and family, as well as over their own physical health and mental stability.
Nick ignored his family and friends and kept talking only about his thirst for LeBron because he is such a sneaker licker.
by gustavo-sauvo October 12, 2020
A random wave at the beach, most commonly on the U.S. Northern Pacific Coast, that comes to shore much farther and higher than any of the other recent waves. They aren't noticeable beforehand from shore and "sneak" up on people unexpectedly, many times causing people to be pushed over, or even swept out to sea.
The sneaker wave at Thor's Well, Cape Perpetua, Oregon, was deadly as it swept to sea the unsuspecting photographer who had chosen to ignore the signs warning of impending danger.
by memanelson February 3, 2017