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This is referring to either an elderly woman or a younger female who have not had sex in a while, and now have become moody because of this.
Ever since Jennifer broke up with Brad she has been acting like a real Snatch Cracker!
by Mrs. Crass July 09, 2009
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A vagina that is so dry that it has the consistency of a dry biscuit.
Fuckin' snatchcracker! It's like putting my dick in a packet of Ritz!
by adviliax July 24, 2009
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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