snapple

a drink brewed by hippies, and sold by a heartless corporation

dont have one

by Cheeseboy July 12, 2003

snapple

Save Now And Pay Pennies Later Eh! A term used to describe the notion of saving money on buying a particular item now in anticipation that the cost of that item will drop significantly in the near future.

Don't get that top-of-the-line computer! SNAPPLE! You have no need for the added processing power, and therefore, it's more cost effective to buy something midrange now, save the money, invest it in stocks, and in 2 years, buy another one for half the price.

by minh h February 5, 2008

snapple

An Apple product that has been jailbroken.

What a delicious snapple! Can I grab one to go?

by flossyflossy June 13, 2013

Snapple

Word substitute for "cool", "rad", etc.

"Did you see that Canadian? He was so snapple" or "Wow Van, you're so snapple!"

by (Van) February 23, 2006

snapple noises

sound that people make when they are making out and remove their lips from each other

I turned around and I saw Jack and Jill making snapple noises

by JRJS Leslie July 30, 2009

Ghetto Snapple

The act of when a guy cums and the color is pinkish, resembling a Ghetto Snapple drink. This also hints that this dumbass has an STD.

Dumb Bitch 1: “omg Cheryl my boyfriend gave me a Ghetto Snapple this weekend!
Dumb Bitch 2: “that’s the third one this week you whore!!”

by Monkey Shagger September 28, 2019

snapple cap

The metal top to a glass snapple bottle. Makes good popping noise. Also the source of all knowledge. Without these, the world may never figure out how many cows can fit in a space shuttle.

"That's a lie!"
"No, it isn't, I saw it once on a Snapple cap."
"Oh, ok."

by DumDumDumHour November 30, 2007