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Brittany: What are you doing?
Christina: Taking a selfie in Snapchat.
Brittany: Don't you mean a *snappie*?
snappie by shortynordy April 11, 2016
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snapfishing 

Snapfishing is when below average looking people use Snapchat or other picture filters on social media/social sites in order to catfish unsuspecting victims.

Snapfishing has become the most popular way of catfishing because the predator can always claim the victim knew what they looked like before meeting because "they have 1000 pictures of themself". Often the predator/Snapfisher will include one or two unadulterated pics which are burried by countless modified pictures in an attempt to negate blame and absolve themselves of any wrong doing.

Beware of calling out a Snapfisher as they will instantly initiate self preservation mode and lash out. Often their initial reaction will be to label you as a "hater", Start falsely accusing you of doing the same thing or anything else they can drum up in order to absolve themself of any wrong doing. They will often go to great lengths in order to continue living in a fantasy land filled with their dellusions of grandeur.
Unsuspecting fool: "Damn girl you're amazingly beautiful"😍😍😘

Ex victim: "She's Snapfishing you bro,Don't fall for it. I met up with her once and when I got there I was greated by a girl that looked a bit like her but with fewer chromosomes and a lot more inbreeding along the family tree. I asked who she was and how she knew my name and she said "It's me silly"In a deep scratchy voice. I immediately turned around and ran for my fukn life!!!

Unsuspecting fool: Omg thanks for the heads up!
snapfishing by Jess S.2017 October 26, 2017
A Snapfish is a conjunction of two words:
Snap; implying a tight, grip like fit of something (think Tupperware lids), and
Fish; referring to the greatest of man's inventions, the pussy.
I had some vaginal intercourse with Mrs. Asia—She has a snapfish, my cock is actually longer and thinner now, huzzah.
snapfish by Audiocronic March 21, 2007
A combination of the application Snapchat and the word selfish. The act of being inconsiderate or selfish with one's snapchat usage. Those who are being snapfish only "open" snaps, never send any of their own, or possibly send snaps of lesser value in return
"Damnit Sheena! You always open my snaps but never send me
anything back! You're SO snapfish."

"Bro 1: Bro, I sent crystal like an 8 sec nudie. She sends me back a 5 sec snap of her face.

Bro 2: Snapfish bro, snapfish.
Snapfish by EZLN¡yaBasta! November 11, 2014
#thatawkwardmoment when you see someone taking a picture of themselves for the purpose of a snapie...they always look constipated
snapie by titan-taco January 30, 2014
Whoa, that girl snarfies so much, i think she lost all her brain cells!
Snarfie by Zoeizbitchn' May 21, 2009