Person 1: Hey dude, wanna triscuit?
Person 2: God no, triscuits taste like week old ass.
Person 1: Bite your tongue blasphemer, I will not stand for such snackrilege!
Person 2: *flips bird*
Person 2: God no, triscuits taste like week old ass.
Person 1: Bite your tongue blasphemer, I will not stand for such snackrilege!
Person 2: *flips bird*
by St.Charlatan March 8, 2010
1. Buying some sugary abomination, usually from a vending machine.
2. Eating something that your posse would normally consider un-cool.
2. Eating something that your posse would normally consider un-cool.
I committed an act of gross snackrilege today: I secretly bought a bag of Gummy Bears from the vending machine and ate them all.
by TheDeathBot April 16, 2009
1. The act of disrespecting a delicious snack by deliberately consuming a snack of lesser quality
2. treating a low quality snack as interchangeable with a snack of better quality
2. treating a low quality snack as interchangeable with a snack of better quality
Man 1:"Hey man, would you like some of my mom's homemade cookies?"
Man 2:"Nah dude, I have these store-brand cookies I got on sale at Walmart."
Man 1: "Woah. that's some serious snackrilege."
Man 2:"Nah dude, I have these store-brand cookies I got on sale at Walmart."
Man 1: "Woah. that's some serious snackrilege."
by MaeFlower314 November 19, 2022