Mark Smyth

Mark Smyth, formerly known as the poon smasher of the year

by Mattheath856 February 17, 2021

james smyth

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by phhhs February 15, 2005

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A averagely sized male with the vision of stevie wonder and a haircut equivalent to a lesbian who is still questioning her sexuality.

He is considered very petit among the male species and must be protected at all costs.

Loves black women and yet still gets no pussy

this guy looks like the lesbian off the chase

Sigma Male: Must be a Theo Smyth

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Alderon J Smythe

Alderon is the most stunning! The biggest sweetheart in the entire world and he'll make a nice comfy spot in your heart. One would desire to gaze into his shiny forest green brown eyes the whole day long. No matter what time of the day it is, he always makes your heart pound with happiness. Super company, super adorable, super sweetie, superman reinvented:) So caring and kind, he will be able to read your inner most feelings - MAGICAL. He'll truly make you smile every time you see him. Alderon is AMAZING. love you Alderon.

Alderon J Smythe... gosh you're something so so special, gorgeous one. k3ve you heaps :)

by pseudonumberoneonenine June 17, 2010

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