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The act of pre-sexual, usually inebriated, penetration when the male has a semi-erect boner. The boner is not hard enough to penetrate the vagina. The male, knowing it will get hard once inside, takes his thumb and forces, or "pushes," his semi-boner into his females vagina.
Dude I was so fucking hammered i had to smushpush my dick into her last night.
Smushpush by Blumpkin Prince March 7, 2010
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shushmush 

Another way of saying : “SHUT YER MUSTY CRUSTY TURNIP A$$ UP BEFORE I BONK YA WITH SHREKS HORNS”
friend: “hey did you know tha-“
me: “shushmush”
shushmush by dustycrustycaca January 5, 2021
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Smushbush 

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DUDE! you are a smushbush!..budda budda trees!
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susspushis 

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shushushusket

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The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

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"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
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Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
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