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2.
to be slapped in the face by a small painted blue penis
man yestuday i got smurfd by my boyfriend and it took me a while to get the paint off
by gage helton July 18, 2011
 
1.
A cumshot onto a person followed a liberal dousing of blue powered Kool-aid.
After I smurf'd my best friends girlfriend I screamed out, "I'm Papa Smurf, Bitch!"
by karna got smurf'd December 07, 2006