Smuckass
Girl: "How do you think you did on the physics test?"
Guy: "I think i dominated it."
Girl: "Quit being such a Smuckass."
Guy: "I think i dominated it."
Girl: "Quit being such a Smuckass."
Smuckass by Erich der Jaeger May 15, 2007
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Smuckass Bitch
As much as it is a person that thinks he's better than anybody, he's got more money than God, and he thinks and looks down on everybody.
He is a smuckass bitch.
He is a smuckass bitch.
Smuckass Bitch by Z Fly November 4, 2016
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Suckass Samsonite
A gritty and angry little nickname I coined as a child for my peripatetic father who frequently left me at home in the boring United States while he traveled all over the world having interesting adventures.
I was standing at the front door for what seemed like the hundredth time saying goodbye to him and after glancing downward at his worn, blue suitcase, I uttered, “See you sometime, Suckass Samsonite, have a nice trip!”
Suckass Samsonite by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2021
Suckassidness
when something of a bad or unwanted nature happens to you and it upsets or brings you down Suckassidness occurs .
when you are excited about an upcoming event
and want to have fun with your friends only to be
told that they wont be attending. that is Suckassidness!
and want to have fun with your friends only to be
told that they wont be attending. that is Suckassidness!
Suckassidness by KeepSmiling11 August 17, 2011
suckassiest
suckassiest by suckassiest June 26, 2008
suckass sucker
the worst type of a sucker. this is the dude that gets the raw deal. being a suckass sucker is something that nobody strives toward. somebody who gets stuck doing something totally boring while his/her friends are out doing something fun.
me: i just won a trip to vegas. i can take one friend. do you want to go?
friend: no, i can't. i have to babysit my cousin this weekend. i can't even watch the big game.
me: man, you are a suckass sucker.
friend: i know...kill me now.
friend: no, i can't. i have to babysit my cousin this weekend. i can't even watch the big game.
me: man, you are a suckass sucker.
friend: i know...kill me now.
suckass sucker by tonedog five January 18, 2005
Suckasstrophe
I was supposed to have a telephone interview today for an awesome job. My phone never rang and a voicemail appeared 5 hours later, what a suckasstrophe!
Suckasstrophe by Nauticalnun August 31, 2011
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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