Top Definition
Someone who tries to be Smoove but fails. Seen as an object that is almost but not quite apt in a certain skill set. Usually can only pretend to do the Dougie due to terrible coordination skills. Also accompanied by lack luster performance in bed.
Man, that dude is so smoouve! He can't even dougie.

Girl, your man is so smoouve. He can't even satisfy you.

Dude, why did you smoouve on that last shot. We could have won!
by UltimateSmoove April 01, 2011

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