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When someone is a smoochiguise, they are basically a tool. They try to get booty from girls, but fail. They usually have stupid jokes and think that they are the coolest kid around. If you spot a smoochiguise, it's best that you simply beat them up.

Smoochiguise origninated from the combination of Smooch, and Guise, the I stands for the sound a mentally challenged person makes. It is generally a derogatory term.
"Ha, you stupid smoochiguise!"

"Kit is a smoochiguise!"

"Smoochiguise annoy me"

"That kid Tommy is such a freakin' smoochiguise! I hate him!"

"That kids a smoochiguise? Guess we'd better beat him up."
#tool #fool #dork #newb #mislead idiot
by 1337y June 04, 2006
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