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Similar to a scapegoat, a smokegoat is someone who you can blame your cigarette smell on. A good smokegoat is someone you kick it with frequently who is known to smoke like a chimney and is well-known by your significant other or parents.
I smoked half a pack tonight, so I better have a good smokegoat in mind for when my girl asks about the smell.
by BK619 March 18, 2010

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