Smoke a dick

Used as an expression of frustration. Phrase that can be used to tell someone off. Phrase was created in a Denver, CO hotel room.

If someone is all up in yo grill just say, "Hey, go smoke a dick."

Friend- "Dude 2+2=4," You- "Shut the fuck up and go smoke a dick!"

by keeper5 August 12, 2010

smoking a dick

"You must be smoking a dick or something"

by whitepoop February 20, 2018

by RawTunes1 March 11, 2011

A remark some one says to something outrageous

Mom:Why have you been skipping school?
Me:You gotta be smoking dick if you think I'm going to wake up everyday at 5:00AM just to not go to school?

by ___Beauty March 2, 2016

"Yeah I ate dog shit the other day."

"What the fuck this bitch smoking dick."

by Jmoe_moe March 12, 2016

To tell someone what they did or said is crazy or stupid

Boy1:Damn bro that ugly girl can get the D
Boy2:Bro your smoking Dick if you think that ugly girl can get it

by TajhyPippen13 February 6, 2016

now you must’ve said or done something extremely stupid for someone to say this to you.

that bitch must be smoking dick to think i’m finna accept her follow request after she tried to fuck with my ex.