Top definition
To shove an object (often phallic) into a person's bottom in a playfully manner while they still wear pants.

No penetration is necessary. It is simply a friendly assault on a friend's bottom.

Also exclaim "Smoid!" while performing this action.
Darren was bending over tying his shoes so I yelled 'SMOID!' and shoved a cucumber in his ass. He wasn't too pleased...
by Roger_Rammjet March 10, 2011
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug