Skip to main content
To shove an object (often phallic) into a person's bottom in a playfully manner while they still wear pants.

No penetration is necessary. It is simply a friendly assault on a friend's bottom.

Also exclaim "Smoid!" while performing this action.
Darren was bending over tying his shoes so I yelled 'SMOID!' and shoved a cucumber in his ass. He wasn't too pleased...
Smoid by Roger_Rammjet March 27, 2011
Smoid mug front
Get the Smoid mug.
See more merch
You were probably trying to do the tik Tok thing with asmodeus from obey me shall we date if that the case then it mean a beautiful queen/king that can do anything they put their mind too
smodeu by Siote Aizawa May 20, 2021
Related Words
Smoid smidge smidget smid smod smood smonday smidgen Smolder smidiot
Unique young girl, bestowed the name by her biological father.
Smoodie has a brood of Smoodmen.
Smoodie by Smoodie September 23, 2018
The anxiety and sadness you get on Sunday when you realise it's Monday the next day.
"Smonday urghh "
"Nooo, it feels like Smonday"
Smonday by -Chloe- October 28, 2019
Flynn Rider's secret weapon, invented and demonstrated by him in Tangled, it is the channeling of one's charm through one's eyes to melt female hearts. A mandatory weapon in a charmer's arsenal.
Flynn Rider : Here comes the smolder
Smolder by MartianHorse September 4, 2013
The first gay Christian. Evidence of Smidor was found inscribed upon wooden plates in the sewers of Chicago, where it said (after being translated): "And lo, God looked upon Smidor, and said 'It's cool.' And lo, Smidor was allowed to be gay. Thanks God."

It's also pronounced with an invisible b, like "Smibdor."
I just read a really interesting article about Smidor. Did you know he used his enchanted revolver to shoot Nephilim after they rebelled against God, and that's why Nephilim don't exist today?
Smidor by Zak Saturday August 5, 2021

SModcast 

Director Kevin Smith and friend/Producer Scott Mosier's weekly podcast. The 'S' stands for Smith and the 'M' for Mosier. It kicks ass.
Did you listen to SModcast yet? They talk about dogs jacking off!
SModcast by SMODCASTRULES October 1, 2007