A maneuver that typically involves two guys in a fight in a bathroom, the larger individual will pick up the smaller, unknowingly walk backwards into the victim behind them, and smash the victim’s head into the bathroom wall with all of the force they possibly can exert.
mom: why do you look like you just got out of a fight?
son: i got smashman sandwiched, im having a WONDERFUL DAY I FUCKING LOVE SCHOOL.
Smeshbang - Act of smashing into a door using your own body, someone else or an object, can be used in other ways like smeshbanged and smeshbanging, can be accidental but mostly intentional for the purpose of entertainment
Origin - “Smesh” for the action and “Bang” for the noise
Nikolas: Icl last night was mad Alex: Yea when we smeshbanged that guys door and darted off
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand