I'm going to the Smithsonian
by Sherman February 09, 2005
A bar or pub where Saber Tooth's and other fossils are abundant. Cougars may also be found there on occasion.
(Speaking of Union Street Pubic House, in Alexandria, VA) Fossils everywhere - looks like another night at the museum here in the Smithsonian.
by Hex Cyclos June 01, 2011
Did you see Kenny drop the Smithsonian Jackhammer on Brittany last night? She was moaning like a wolf
by KinkySlamDaddy August 04, 2020
A Smithsonian fender bender is when you’re having rough anal sex with an elderly woman and stick your whole fist in her pussy hole and scream, “Dumb Dumb gimme Gum Gum”.
by CJN2302 March 15, 2019
Smithsonian Steamboat is a term used when an older lady smokes a cigar or vape with her vaginal canal then another person pulls the smoke out of her vagina with there mouths and blows it back into the older lady's mouth.
Crum: WHO WANTS A SMITHSONIAN STEAMBOAT
*The people at the retirment home look at him confused*
Crum then proceeds to give everyone a Smithsonian Steamboat
Everyone wins
*The people at the retirment home look at him confused*
Crum then proceeds to give everyone a Smithsonian Steamboat
Everyone wins
by BlowMo2ndCusion December 11, 2024
A language spoken by band directors that consists mostly of insults but when a compliment given it means more than one usually would in English
by Papa Holocaust May 31, 2018
A series of museums based in washington dc. The collection includes cursed stuff such as a news stopwatch. If in an exhibition you spot some Jim Henson made puppet run away it might come alive at night!
by JadenTheMoose May 24, 2022