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Smithsonian 

A bar or pub where Saber Tooth's and other fossils are abundant. Cougars may also be found there on occasion.
(Speaking of Union Street Pubic House, in Alexandria, VA) Fossils everywhere - looks like another night at the museum here in the Smithsonian.
Smithsonian by Hex Cyclos June 1, 2011

Smithsonian 

A language spoken by band directors that consists mostly of insults but when a compliment given it means more than one usually would in English
God, I wish Mr.Jones would stop speaking Smithsonian.

Smithsonian 

A series of museums based in washington dc. The collection includes cursed stuff such as a news stopwatch. If in an exhibition you spot some Jim Henson made puppet run away it might come alive at night!
Someone came to the smithsonian at night and Kermit the Frog came out of the glass and came alive.
Smithsonian by JadenTheMoose May 24, 2022

Smithsonian fender bender 

A Smithsonian fender bender is when you’re having rough anal sex with an elderly woman and stick your whole fist in her pussy hole and scream, “Dumb Dumb gimme Gum Gum”.
Damn your grandma was not ready for my smithsonian fender bender.

Smithsonian Jackhammer 

Fingerblasting the pussy till she is seeing stars
Did you see Kenny drop the Smithsonian Jackhammer on Brittany last night? She was moaning like a wolf

Smithsonian Steamboat 

Smithsonian Steamboat is a term used when an older lady smokes a cigar or vape with her vaginal canal then another person pulls the smoke out of her vagina with there mouths and blows it back into the older lady's mouth.
Crum: WHO WANTS A SMITHSONIAN STEAMBOAT

*The people at the retirment home look at him confused*

Crum then proceeds to give everyone a Smithsonian Steamboat

Everyone wins