A series of museums based in washington dc. The collection includes cursed stuff such as a news stopwatch. If in an exhibition you spot some Jim Henson made puppet run away it might come alive at night!
A Smithsonian fender bender is when you’re having rough anal sex with an elderly woman and stick your whole fist in her pussy hole and scream, “Dumb Dumb gimme Gum Gum”.
Smithsonian Steamboat is a term used when an older lady smokes a cigar or vape with her vaginal canal then another person pulls the smoke out of her vagina with there mouths and blows it back into the older lady's mouth.
Crum: WHO WANTS A SMITHSONIAN STEAMBOAT
*The people at the retirment home look at him confused*
Crum then proceeds to give everyone a Smithsonian Steamboat