| 1. | Smith Cocktail | ||
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Developed at Smith College, an all-female institution, the smith cocktail is a cocktail that, unbeknown to the male receiver, contains both an erectile assistant and a sedative. When properly administered the smith cocktail effectively negates both the risk of rejection and of awkward morning after scenarios. smithee 1: "that one guy at our party sure is cute, too bad he's gay"
smithee 2: "we'll see about that; I've got a smith cocktail with his name on it" smithee 1: "can I have him when you're done? I haven't seen a penis in months" smithee 2: "sure! but you've got to drag him to your room yourself" |
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