Developed at Smith College
, an all-female institution, the smith cocktail is a cocktail
that, unbeknown to the male receiver, contains both an erectile assistant and a sedative. When properly administered the smith cocktail effectively negates both the risk of rejection
and of awkward morning after
smithee 1: "that one guy at our party sure is cute, too bad he's gay"
smithee 2: "we'll see about that; I've got a smith cocktail with his name on it"
smithee 1: "can I have him when you're done? I haven't seen a penis
smithee 2: "sure! but you've got to drag him to your room yourself"