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A group of co-workers that waste a great deal of time outside smoking. If one member of the group needs a smoke then all must join in the activity so they don’t feel left out. These people are often lazy, worthless and are around only to keep a seat warm. e.g. Smoking bitches
Craig – Where did Jeremy go?

ShaneMotherfucker is out smoking with all his Smitches again.

Craig – That son of a bitch tossed one of his butts in my trash can, lets go beat the shit out of the Smitches.
by tpwhite49 November 28, 2011
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Smitch; Noun: To be in the state of smitch. Similar to relaxed, being loose, or having a fun state of mind. A term originating in the SF Bay Area. As a side note: "Yee!"
"Smitchin":

Person 1: Hey, what's good mayne?

Person 2: Oh you already know, I stay smitchin'.

"Smitchery":

Person 1: Dude, what are you doing! Stop fooling around!

Person 2: You mean stop my smitchery!

Person 3: Yeah knock off that smitchery!
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That little bit of smoke that comes from a candlewick after you blow out the flame on a candle.
The librarian will not allow candles in the library as the smitch might set off the smoke detectors.
by librariansfriend November 03, 2008
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a term of endearment. Originally from the new york slang meaning ladies' genital area, now (rhyming with bitch), it is a term of endearment for one's own 'bitch'
Hey there smitch/smitchbag/smitchface, how are you?
by andy miller April 18, 2004
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n : a tiny or scarcely detectable amount syn: smidge, shred, scintilla, whit, iota, tittle, smidgen, smidgeon, smidgin
"Would you like cheese on that?"
"Yes please, but just a smitch."
by Bownsaw April 24, 2003
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Social Media Bitch. Not responding timely or appropriately to social media posts.
OMG she is such a smitch. Wouldnt respond to my facebook post but liked my boyfriend's status.

My bestie said she was working late but then tweeted about her fab cocktail at the new trendy bar.
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(n) A small amount or portion, just a little bit.
Nudge it over a smitch so it lines up.

Add a pinch of salt and a smitch of sugar.
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