A word game played between bored friends where one person puts together a random string of letters into a pronounceable, but non-English word, and the other person has to explain what incident created that sound effect. The more hilarious the better.
John: Let's play Smitch.
Jared: Okay. I'll start... "Fliff!"
John: A mosquito flying into a candle flame.
Jared: Good one.
John: "Kloink!"
Jared: Someone flings a quarter at a veterans parade and it bounces off an old dude's helmet.
John: Ha ha ha! Yeah... "Kloink!"
by kevnar October 24, 2008

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A group of co-workers that waste a great deal of time outside smoking. If one member of the group needs a smoke then all must join in the activity so they don’t feel left out. These people are often lazy, worthless and are around only to keep a seat warm. e.g. Smoking bitches
Craig – Where did Jeremy go?

Shane – Motherfucker is out smoking with all his Smitches again.

Craig – That son of a bitch tossed one of his butts in my trash can, lets go beat the shit out of the Smitches.
by tpwhite49 November 28, 2011

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Smitch; Noun: To be in the state of smitch. Similar to relaxed, being loose, or having a fun state of mind. A term originating in the SF Bay Area. As a side note: "Yee!"
"Smitchin":

Person 1: Hey, what's good mayne?

Person 2: Oh you already know, I stay smitchin'.

"Smitchery":

Person 1: Dude, what are you doing! Stop fooling around!

Person 2: You mean stop my smitchery!

Person 3: Yeah knock off that smitchery!
by Mikezilla2008 March 04, 2009

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That little bit of smoke that comes from a candlewick after you blow out the flame on a candle.
The librarian will not allow candles in the library as the smitch might set off the smoke detectors.
by librariansfriend November 03, 2008

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(n) A small amount or portion, just a little bit.
Nudge it over a smitch so it lines up.

Add a pinch of salt and a smitch of sugar.
by GrandmaSue98010 August 14, 2014

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Social Media Bitch. Not responding timely or appropriately to social media posts.
OMG she is such a smitch. Wouldnt respond to my facebook post but liked my boyfriend's status.

My bestie said she was working late but then tweeted about her fab cocktail at the new trendy bar.
by Stuffed Pepper February 21, 2013

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"Would you like cheese on that?"
"Yes please, but just a smitch."
by Bownsaw April 24, 2003

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a term of endearment. Originally from the new york slang meaning ladies' genital area, now (rhyming with bitch), it is a term of endearment for one's own 'bitch'
Hey there smitch/smitchbag/smitchface, how are you?
by andy miller April 18, 2004

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