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4.
noun
a person who is beyond stupid and sucks at life.
John: "That dude in math got a F on a open book test."
Kyle: "What a Smirf"
by aemsaxon December 14, 2009
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1.
When a male uses his penial organ to brutally slap some bitch in the face.
"Take that you dirty slut! I just smirfed you and your sister in the eye!"
by Marshi January 21, 2004
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2.
To attack with affection.
You are so cute that I'm going to smirf you.
by paigezz December 12, 2006
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3.
type of facial expression that is made while peeing
I was smirfing the entire time!
by JungleWalkin' December 09, 2010
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5.
(Language: Canadian) Single Mom I'd Rail For Sure
"She is a SMIRF" or "hey, check out that SMIRF".
by Ragnar Danneskjöld October 18, 2008
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