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The most bland person ever. Human equivalent to a saltine cracker. Its like eating a hot pretzel plain. never talks, walks like he wants to shoot himself in the head. Closest living thing to Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh.
Stop being such a Siegler man join the fun.
1. a large penis

2. a unit of measure 8-10 units long (units can vary, siegler is a number)
1. "Did you see his siegler?"

2. "How many people did you invite?"

"Oh, about a siegler or two."

3. "Dude I was about three sieglers away from asher roth!!"
Siegler by Edmonson Schviene August 11, 2009

Papa Smegler 

Hey look there’s Papa Smegler
Papa Smegler by Deng Deng June 24, 2019

cock smiggler 

One who, when seeing cock, just stands there smiling and giggling.
Kyle: "Hey James, stop staring at my cock, and stop giggling"

James: "I can`t help it dude."

Devin: "Yeah man, he`s a Cock Smiggler!"
cock smiggler by Kyle Henderson December 29, 2007

Smeegler 

A person who takes more than they are offered
An example is if you let somebody take a sip of your drink or a hit of your joint, and they take multiple sips or hits. It is safe to say that they are a Smeegler
Smeegler by jose with an H April 13, 2010

Sophie Spiegler 

Short brunette, petite, about 5ft3, tan-ish body, gorgeous, has amazing eyebrows and lips and lashes, and a smile that could melt diamonds... has an amazingly tight butt, small, but well shaped, and has perfect round amazing titties that when she wears push-up bras you just want to shove your face in them. Someone who you wouldn't mind getting naked with while alone and tonguing her sweet pussy lips and fucking her tight holes until she cums, and then pulling out and busting all over that beautiful face. Someone who you wouldn't mind trying to anal fuck for your first time
Hey, did u see that girl over there leaving school with Robbie?

Yeah that's Sophie Spiegler she's probably going to go deepthroat his meat
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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