Smellmet

A specialized containment device that allows the wearer to enjoy the aroma for long period of time. Something like a fishbowl inverted with a chinstrap.

I took a shit in a bucket and strapped it on her head, waalah......Smellmet.

by B1gPerm December 07, 2010

Smellmet-pellmet

To describe someone who doesn't wash , is spotty , has a tiny Penis. Basically is a neanderthal. Also known as an Ashton

Your a right smellmet-pellmet, get a shower.

by Jaxson1988 September 06, 2021