Smellmet 

A specialized containment device that allows the wearer to enjoy the aroma for long period of time. Something like a fishbowl inverted with a chinstrap.

I took a shit in a bucket and strapped it on her head, waalah......Smellmet.

Smellmet by B1gPerm December 7, 2010

Smellmet-pellmet 

To describe someone who doesn't wash , is spotty , has a tiny Penis. Basically is a neanderthal. Also known as an Ashton

Your a right smellmet-pellmet, get a shower.

Smellmet-pellmet by Jaxson1988 September 6, 2021

Smelmet 

noun or verb (used with object)

When riding on the back of my motorcycle and visor of the driver's helmet is open, the person riding on back farts into their cupped hand and quickly (to preserve integrity of fart scent) delivers said fart into the helmet and promptly slams the visor shut. Extra points if your efforts result in a crash, adding injury to idiocy.

Dude, I already felt gay enough with Hector on the back of my bike, then on top of that he gave me smelmet while we were going like 70 on the 405. Fuck Hector.

Smelmet by Smelmet Lang February 24, 2013

Smellmer 

A man who is under 90lbs, and gives off a unique stench unsmelled by the human nose

SMELLMER

Smellmer by TheJustin52 November 4, 2019

Smellmelier 

A connoisseur of stinky smells.

My dog, Jimmy, is a real connoisseur of stinky smells, a genuine smellmelier.

Smellmelier by KTDallas April 3, 2012

Smellmer 

A mother fucker who smells so bad that he blows up your nostrils so bad that all you can smell and taste is shit for the next 7 days. If you come into contact with this creature again the Smellmer timer is reset for another 7 days. If you see this person you get an overwhelming urge to yell: SMELLMER in his face but in doing so resets the Smellmer clock
If you yell Smellmer at him he will attempt an assasination by pushing you down the stairs

"Hey guys look its Smellmer! SMELLMER"

Smellmer by Smellmer hunter November 4, 2019

Smellmen

An annoying midget that has the worst fashion sense imaginable, smells awful, plays overwatch , and has the worst smelling breathe known to madkind.

"Dude you are such a fucking smellmen"

Smellmen by Ticenits1776 September 12, 2025