smegma

Pronunciation: 'smeg-m&
Function: noun
Etymology: New Latin, from Latin, detergent, soap, from Greek smEgma, from smEchein to wash off, clean

: the secretion of a sebaceous gland; specifically: the foul-smelling pasty, cheesy sebaceous accumulation of desquamated epidermal cells and sebum that collects in moist areas like between the glans penis and the foreskin or around the clitoris and labia minora.

"And they say, 'Well, you'll have cheese if you're not
circumcised.' I like it! It's my cheese! Give it to me!"
Howard Stern, talking about smegma, on his radio show, 4/11/00

by Jendo October 28, 2005

smegma

A foul-smelling, cheese-like, sabacious secretion that collects under the foreskin or around the clitoris.

In other words, twat rot.

I would've banged out Kelly - bitch had bad smegma.

by csdd3rd September 26, 2005

smegma

Polite term for dick cheese. Comes in several varieties, the worst being the dark yellow

Another boring day at work - nothing better to do than scrape smegma off my bell end

- from the Diary of Tony Blair (PM)

by Buster Gonad May 16, 2005

smegma

A formidable cheese-like residue that builds up between the foreskin and the penis resulting from lack of personal hygiene around the groinal crotchable area.

Side note: While smegma may be reminiscent of a domestic cheese, ball sweat smells like mayonnaise!

Smegma may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cuz I'd never eat the mutha' fucka'.

by agonzi666 September 27, 2005

Smegma"

That nasty, whitish little shits under the foreskin of your dick

That nigga got so much "Smegma", his bitch left him for a white guy.

by friedchicken23 March 29, 2014

smegma

build up of dried chedda behind the foreskin

hey man, e 2 tha c has smegma

by gonzo lax fish September 28, 2007

SMEGMA

Acronym for Some Men Egregiously Go Mansplaining Everything.

~ "My boss at work is always taking a really long time to tell me stuff I already know. Really wastes my time and I'm getting SOO sick and tired if it!"

~ " Yeah, he's a real SMEGMA, ain't he!"

by paulpaxman January 16, 2017