Smegma

Dried milk accumulated on the rim of a jug of milk. Often only a hazard when drinking directly from the jug.

d00d1: "Dude! Don't drink out of the jug! You'll get smegma all over your mouth!"
d00d2: "AH! You're right! AHHH.... It tastes like goat nipples! AH!"
d00d1: "Told you."

by tdawgmacfoo February 12, 2008

Smegma

A cheese around your bullhead

Stephen Woods Has Smegma

by JORGE ERSKINE November 12, 2015

Smegma

Cheese found in the cliterous of the vagina or pussy cheese

I made a ham and smegma sandwich.

by NATHANALBA May 5, 2007

Smegma

It is infact a Large amount of fungus forming from the cream of a uncircumsized penis.

Sonia doesn't know what a smegma really is, so I had to help her.

by You want to know March 31, 2006

Smegma

A nickname for anyone by the name of Megan.

Hey Smegma you dirty tramp, what are we going to do today?

by NO REALLY STOP PISSING ME OFF October 21, 2010

Smegma

skin and other shit found between the foreskin and shaft of the penis

EW, i have bare smegma bruh

by Dickhead Steve January 17, 2015

Smegma

Another word for penis.

My smegma smells

by memekahonics January 30, 2021