Smegma Stealer

An unknown entity who steals and collects the crusty smegma off cut/un-cut men while they are sleeping.

The Smegma Stealer stole my dick particles!

by Rionox April 21, 2023

pussy smegma

When an inexperienced or dirty man has a crusty pp and he stinks up your vajayjay

Girl me and Shanay were having a 3 way with Rob and he gave us that pussy Smegma.

by Beans burnt July 22, 2020

When a man with his pubes shaved into the form of a hitler stash jumps on a trampoline shaking his smegma everywhere smacking every dwarf in town.

My friend Jim got hit with Tylers aluminated smegma shake.

by ScottLilDong December 15, 2016

When crumbly cheese thickens (1.5 inches) your long johns. Example: "Your pyjamas smell of smegma overload" said Mandy to John

by Dryer sudocrem March 11, 2023

That guy that never washes his dick and always stinks up the room when his pants are off.

Person 1: What is that smell???
Person 2: Oh, it's just smegma smith taking a schwack.

by FootyStar123 March 13, 2016

(noun): a dick, one to be considered of fine crafting.

Sanchez replied " god crafted a smegma factory in these pants."

by Becker936 January 28, 2017

The white creamy build-up under ones foreskin spooned out and slapped onto the lips of another.

His smegma lips was a funny sight to see

by misterurban1234 April 28, 2015