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Beej Smeej 

Beej Smeej: (n) a pepe touch combined with some tongue action.
"Just gave a 45 minute beej smeej and then he left and went to the bathroom..."

"Awkward....."
Beej Smeej by winghizzieballa January 10, 2012
Related Words
smeej Beej Smeej Smee smeef smeet smeeze smeech smeed smeek smeep
It does not really refer to a smell, but an atmosphere in the kitchen created while cooking. If it was smoky, it would be called smoky, if it was smelly it would be referred to as smelly. Smeechy refers to a smoky atmosphere, as a result of cooking, which creates a stinging sensation to the eyes. Well that is how I have always understood it!
I am from cornwall in the UK. I now live in New Zealand. I have just been in the kitchen with my partner who is cooking the most enormous Steak! Yummy! It has created a smeech in the kitchen! My eyes are stinging slightly! Perfectly cooked steak, but nevertheless a smeechy kitchen! I walked in (oh a kiwi guy by the way), and said "wow, it is smeechy in here!" He had no idea what I was talking about!
smeechy by Nurse Debs June 28, 2012
A beautiful strong woman who looks after everyone else but herself.
Sheeja is such a loving mother
Sheeja by ddefinerr July 20, 2018

erween.smeeth 

Biggest Erwin Simp I know. WOULD CREATE A UTOPIA OF ERWIN BABIES. Would fight a titan for you (is also an omega BUT WONT ADMIT)
Person 1: aw man I’d start a bar fight with Erwin just to feel his hands on me
Person 2: Dude your such a erween.smeeth kinnie

smeel mainly 

How you read the words "smell manly" when you're Rocky Balboa.
"In the mornin' I splash it on, an' it makes me smeel mainly."
smeel mainly by el poop July 11, 2017
To be drunk/faded beyond recovery.
"Logan was so smeefed last night, he doesn't remember anything the morning after."
smeefed by cheggdown September 27, 2019