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When a male slathers his scrotum with honey, peanut brittle, nutella or other healthy, creamy substances that have been pre-warmed. He then proceeds to smear his scrotum "con-cock-tion" in the mouth of his un-willing or unconscious female partner.
Last night I ruffied some homeless chick and smearsacked the fuck out her. She woke up and thanked me for the meal.
by stirrer February 19, 2011

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