The act of convincing a friend to do something fun, when he or she clearly has other responsibilities and/or sleep to attend to. This strategy is often employed when seeking another player for a video game or board game.
Pete: "Dude, time for another round of Smash Bros."
Matt: "But it's 1am, and I still have two papers to write!"
Pete: "Come on, just one round! Chuck and Pat are in! *Smeagol voice* You knows you wants to..."
Matt: "Fine, you smeagoled me."
Matt: "But it's 1am, and I still have two papers to write!"
Pete: "Come on, just one round! Chuck and Pat are in! *Smeagol voice* You knows you wants to..."
Matt: "Fine, you smeagoled me."
by DK64 February 8, 2014
in reference to the character smeagol in The Lord if the Rings; a person who lurks, creeps, or wiggles their way into a situation or in order to get something.
That kid is a giant smeagoler. He is always THERE but nobody knows how he got there, who invited him; but no one really cares if he is THERE or not and no one cares enogh to make him leave.
I tried to smeagol a 40 from that kid but he would'nt share.
I tried to smeagol a 40 from that kid but he would'nt share.
by Claire Penhale October 26, 2007
1. (noun) A twisted, anorexic creature that desires one thing alone: the One Ring.
2. (verb) To be obsessively selfish or possessive over an object or person.
2. (verb) To be obsessively selfish or possessive over an object or person.
by DanDare September 5, 2003
The best and most lethal creature on the planet.
contruary to popualar beleif, he IS alive and the only reason that he died in the book(and the movie) was because J.R.R.Tolkien wanted the good side (frodo) to win.
smeagol is more than a *quote* anorexic slimey creature that wants the precious *end quote*.
The only thing smeagol loves is the precious, a powerful and beautiful ring that turns its wearer invisible.
SMEAGOL LIVES ON. BEWARE SMEAGOL HATERS. SMEAGOL SQUEEZES THOSE HE DISLIKES.
contruary to popualar beleif, he IS alive and the only reason that he died in the book(and the movie) was because J.R.R.Tolkien wanted the good side (frodo) to win.
smeagol is more than a *quote* anorexic slimey creature that wants the precious *end quote*.
The only thing smeagol loves is the precious, a powerful and beautiful ring that turns its wearer invisible.
SMEAGOL LIVES ON. BEWARE SMEAGOL HATERS. SMEAGOL SQUEEZES THOSE HE DISLIKES.
smeagol will squeeze you, you smeagol-hater.
smeagol wantsss the preciousssssss.
smeagol squeeezzessssss.
smeagol wantsss the preciousssssss.
smeagol squeeezzessssss.
by QueenAmonWoo July 4, 2006
A creature that has been corrupted bye the One Ring of Power for over 500 years. He persues the new berer of the ring, Frodo and then becomes frodo's guide to go to modor where he will try to kill Frodo for it.
by Mike Weiss February 14, 2004
1)The ability to give oneself a blowjob, much as the LOR character must have been able to.
2)Led the Indian subcontinant in rebellion against the British empire by use of non-violent civil disobedience
3)Lord of the Jungle
4)The result of sneezing on your windshield.
5)A nagging feeling that somebody is stalking you in their underwear. Or someone else's underwear, that's not really the issue, is it?
6)The secretion from the tip of the penis.
2)Led the Indian subcontinant in rebellion against the British empire by use of non-violent civil disobedience
3)Lord of the Jungle
4)The result of sneezing on your windshield.
5)A nagging feeling that somebody is stalking you in their underwear. Or someone else's underwear, that's not really the issue, is it?
6)The secretion from the tip of the penis.
1)Frodo knew the ring was affecting him when he realized he didn't need Sam to blow him anymore. He could give himself a Smeagol.
2)Smeagol was assasinated within a year of gaining independance for the people of India.
3)Jane was strangely drawn to Smeagol, and would throw him fish in order to get him to blow himself. This aroused her and nauseated her at the same time.
4)The police officer pulled the car over, because of a high density of smeagol obstructing the driver's view. Who knew, it was David Hasselhof! The officer squeegeed a souvenir and let the singer/actor go on his way with a warning.
5)The naked cowboy was following me around Times Square the other day. WTF?
6)The hobbits understood from Gandolf that circumsision would rid them of any more problems from Smeagol.
2)Smeagol was assasinated within a year of gaining independance for the people of India.
3)Jane was strangely drawn to Smeagol, and would throw him fish in order to get him to blow himself. This aroused her and nauseated her at the same time.
4)The police officer pulled the car over, because of a high density of smeagol obstructing the driver's view. Who knew, it was David Hasselhof! The officer squeegeed a souvenir and let the singer/actor go on his way with a warning.
5)The naked cowboy was following me around Times Square the other day. WTF?
6)The hobbits understood from Gandolf that circumsision would rid them of any more problems from Smeagol.
by Felix the territorial cat February 17, 2008
When your partner is asleep, creep over their body/head while masturbating and breathing heavily and creepily. Finally, ejaculate into your partners hair, and or eyes while whispering "precious".
Guy 1: (breathing heavy) .....preciousssss....
Sleeping girl : Hmmmm, what the....
Guy 1: PRECIOUSSSS!!!
Sleeping girl : SMEAGOL!
Sleeping girl : Hmmmm, what the....
Guy 1: PRECIOUSSSS!!!
Sleeping girl : SMEAGOL!
by Mr. Game and Watch October 24, 2013