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Smatchee 

a.) adjective - used to describe a musical piece that is so amazing it rapes your ears.

b.) noun - a person who is so smagical and makes really good smagic that they can no longer be human and so they transform into Smatchee the Smagic Buffalo.
a.) That Smatchee beat was cheesting my speakers the other day!

b.) Smatch-EEEE
Smatchee by Grumpler March 6, 2010
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Snatcheez 

The funniest possible word you can use when you snatch something from somebody.
Bob: Ur mom gae
Joe: *snatches self-esteem from Bob as he explodes*
Joe: Snatcheez!
Snatcheez by SociopathicDuck November 16, 2018
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smatchet 

a nasty little child
"man, if that fat little smatchet was my kid, i would so have spanked him by now"
smatchet by mo-yo December 28, 2006

smatchet 

(verb) to request a wet spanking
"Smatchet, baby."
smatchet by weneedmoretanks January 3, 2009

Snatcheez 

A phrase used when an object is snatched from someone while there attention is drawn away.
(Boy needs pencil for test so he snatches one from somebody.)
Boy: "Snatcheez!"
Snatcheez by wayne7881 July 27, 2016

Smatchie 

A dirty little child.

Someone who has deflated pools, tires and indoor furniture in their yard. These kids play in the garbage and drink puddle water for fun.
*Driving down the road.”
Kyle - “ hey, look at that smatchie by the dumpster!”
Brad - “look at that what? What’s a smatchie?”
Kyle - “a smatchie is a dirty little kid.”
Smatchie by poptartman780 October 6, 2023

fanchee smanchee 

its when something be poppin but fancy 2
your dress is fanchee smanchee
fanchee smanchee by d.d. knox May 21, 2007
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