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2. Smarsh
Another way of saying smash but with much stronger meaning.
"Bruv I wont just smash his face in i'll absolutely SMARSH it in!"
1. Smarsh
A hybrid of Smarmy and Shitty, can be used as a verb, adverb or an adjective.
That douchebag at the conference smarshily tried to pick me up!

He made a smarshy attempt at not having to go home to an empty bed, yet again, but he was too smarshy to get any.

He really smarshed that up!
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