Smandge 

Annoying love for another person. If you repeatively call another person just to talk even if you blame it on complete boredom. It means you have smandge for that person. It's a love that you can't get rid of; no matter how hard you try.

"Andrew has smandge for Jordan."

Smandge by Jordrew August 15, 2008

Standgeblaese 

German word for a girl who's short enough to blow a guy standing straight up. Can also be used to insult short males/friends. Translates word-for-word to "standing-blower" in english.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, check out how short that gymnast is!"

Guy 2: " Yeah man, she's a total standgeblaese!"

Standgeblaese by JackPancake January 25, 2010

smadge

Combination of sadge and madge, displaying both a sad and mad general attitude without feeling the need to further act on these emotions.

Person A: "I asked Vanessa out but she said 'ew' and went away."
Person B: "Smadge, what a fucking bitch."

Person A: "I would have had a job interview today but I mistyped my phone number when I gave it to the agency so they tried calling the wrong one and I didn't get the interview."
Person B: "Smadge, you idiot!"

smadge by cysleon August 6, 2021

standgebläse 

(german) etymologically "stand" means standing and "gebläse" means blower. therefore, a standgebläse is slang for a midget who is just tall enough to suck one's phallus while standing up straight.

At first I didn't think she'd be tall enough, but now that she's in high heels this standgebläse will be able to reach my penis with her mouth.

standgebläse by URWordsmith March 15, 2010

standgebläse 

German word for a girl who's short enough to blow a guy standing straight up. Can also be used to insult short friends. Translates word-for-word to "standing-blower" in english.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, check out how short that gymnast is!"
Guy 2: " Yeah man, she's a total standgeblaGuy 1: "Hey dude, check out how short that gymnast is!"

Guy 2: " Yeah man, she's a total standgebläse!"

standgebläse by Mr.Shenanigans026 March 6, 2010

Smangers

she can get the smangers - derived from phrase, she “can get it”…a woman who looks so good that you can see yourself having sexual intercourse with her - Uzowuru Urban Dictionary Part 1.

Person:hey man have you the new girl at school?

Michael Uzowuru: yeah dude,she can get the smangers.

Smangers by Bruce Lee Uzowuru August 3, 2011

prink the smadge 

the act of having sexual intercourse with the vagina

Are you going to get lucky and prink the smadge tonight?

prink the smadge by Tyler Vincent November 15, 2007